Missing in Action

For those who noticed by absence, thank you.

The rumors of my death were much under-stated.

Was it the lack of the daily T-Shirt/Coffee mug combo that you missed, the irrelevantly annoying Tweets or the blog entries?

Due to unexpected and delayed reaction following a minor "shvontz" related procedure on Monday, I wasn't able to do any of those.

I made a few trades and had enough neural function to realize that the much anticipated rise in precious metal prices that I expected during Ben Bernanke's congressional testimony, in keeping with the reaction to his last three public outings, didn't materialize.

Just when I thought I had it all figured out. I still don't think he said anything much different from the last times, but I suppose that's why I'll never run with the big boys.

At the moment, I'm doing my best to stagger.

Anyway, I hope to be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, here are the trades made over the past couple of days.I bear no responsibility for them. All I know is that I received e-mail confirmation indicating that the trades were made. Apparently, my induced and receptor flooded side prefers selling puts.

I'm going back to bed. There's another drug induced nymph beckoning to me.

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